The Republic of Absolute communism37 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.202 billion Absolute communism37ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism37ian economy, worth 961 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,099 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism37's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism37 is ranked 242,503rd in the world and 8,997th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism37, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism37, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Absolute communism37 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism37, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism37, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism37, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism37, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism37, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
- : Absolute communism37 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
